Mormon sex.

The other day over dinner my one friend with the cat was saying that Mormon sex must be hot, since they're all repressed, so they really must fuck a lot and hard when they finally get around to doing it.

At that, I told her about the sex advice related in Deborah Laake's "Secret Ceremonies: A Young Mormon Woman's Intimate Diary of Marriage and Beyond" that her and her husband got when they went to a doctor after their bishop wouldn't give them any:

"Why don't you folks just turn each other over and see what you got."

My friend laughed when she heard that, and was like, "And I'd add, 'Then touch it and see what it does.'"