Call.

Like last week I was taking a piss and called someone on the cell phone, and they had a hard time hearing, so when I called one of my friends at school Sunday night,, I did it just as I had stoppped pissing, but he was like, "So what are you up to?", and I started laughing really hard, and when he asked why, I was like, "Well, actually, shaking the last few drops of piss off my dick."