New experience.

Saturday morning I woke up, made some coffee, had a sip of it, and went to the bathroom, where this watery shit just blew out of my ass. When I stood up, I just slightly felt something run down my right inside leg, and I looked in the mirror, and I could see like three small drops of what looked like cloudy Coca-Cola perched there, with little droplet trails behind them leading up to my ass.