When I was talking on the phone with my mother today, she said how the other weekend when her and my dad were taking a road trip, they passed this rural bank with a banner out front,
'OPEN A CHECKING ACCOUNT - GET FREE BACON'.
On Saturday, too, when I passed by this one bar to go meet friends at another bar, I oddly saw a similar sign, only this one advertised $10 bottomless baskets of bacon on Mondays during March (the surest recipe for vomiting after drinking I've ever seen, to drink way too much and eat a fuckload of bacon).
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perhaps you eat the bacon first?
I thought you'd drink and eat bacon concurrently.
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