Sugar Babies.

Yesterday I grabbed some coffee and some candy for a post-lunch pick-me-up and swung by a department office to make an appointment with a prof for her opening office hours of the year, and I started talking with the department coordinator and offered her some of my candy, these little chocolate-covered caramel things called "Sugar Babies", and she declined, but I was like, "Let me rephrase the question in a couple ways for you -- 'Hey sugar, you want some candy?', or, 'Hey baby, you want some candy?'" She just looked at me and gave me a look and was like, "Don't have you have enough to do?"