Funniest news ever.

Robert Jordan is dead. A friend of mine from high school's brother who had cerebral palsy used to recommend to me good sci fi and fantasy novels, and I slogged through four of those fucking Wheel of Time books before I figured out that they were uniformly awful. It's hilarious to think of all these people who will never have closure now. That saga sucked ass in a major way, and defines the pinnacle of ass-sucking.