Anyhow, right in front of me was this late 40s kind of plump woman -- the kind of fat that fills out her wrinkles for the moment and makes her look a little younger, though she isn't -- in a black top and white capri pants, and tasteful pearl earrings, and she was talking with her friend about some wedding in Australia, and some cup that was a gift for the couple and how she saw it online and how cute it was, and how she should see it, and stuff like that, so I pulled out my book I had bought at the bookfair and started reading it:
After about thirty seconds, the woman kind of looked to see what I was reading even though I had kept the cover down -- she was a nosy type, I felt, so I kept the cover down since I knew it would make her want to look even more -- and as soon as she saw it, she stopped mid-sentence talking to her friend, and this shocked and appalled look crept across her face. I kept reading, and like three or four times in the next ten minutes I saw her sneak a suspicious glance at me, like, "What kind of person would be reading this book?"
Also, though you can't see it here, the actual book has a little red swastika in the lower right corner, too.
2 comments:
Oh my God.
I love how the book is by a rabbi. If it wasn't, people would give me flak for reading it. If it's by a rabbi, it's somehow all right.
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