Some lines at work (2 of 2): Standard line, at the beginning of dinner shift during a double.

Whenever I work a double at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now, when I come back in for the evening shift and see a front-of-house coworker, my standard line is --

"Who worked lunch shift today? This place looks like shit!"

-- to their general non-response.

. . .

(But, at least I am amused.)