Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Roomate’s story: Party at her poly friends.

My one roommate knows a lot of people in the poly scene, and was recently at a party where she got drunk and ended up somehow lightly spanking her (female) friend in the middle of the room as a bunch of guys stood in a semi-circle and watched.

It’s awkward now, she says, though not as awkward as the one guy who always wears a red clown nose and a big hairy dildo sticking out of his pants and goes around asking everyone to have sex with him.

“Which is really funny by the way,” she was like, “Though it can get awkward.”

“But is he hot?”, I was like.


“He’s short and hairy,” she was like.

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