So, a few months ago at work at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now, the one (older) (Guatemalan) guy who had left just shortly after I had started work there but then had recently come back, he started up this mildly maliciously machismo thing against me at work, for like a week or two.
Like, I always call everybody "Senor" ("Mister"), but he started calling me "Senora" ("Mrs.").
At first, I was like, "?Senora? No Senora," and to that he didn't say anything.
But, he kept it up, and so again I was like, "?Senora? No Senora," and then he said something about how it was to make me laugh, and it made me laugh and smile, so it served its purpose.
(Bullshit.)
So, the next time he did that, I started calling **him** "Senora," and he didn't seem to like that too much.
But, he kept it up, so then I started to be like, "Hola, Senorrrrrrrrrr...", and I would just roll my "r" forever, and keep him in suspense if I would add an "-a" at the end and call him "Senora" or not.
(Some of the other [younger] [Guatemalan] guys thought that this was hilarious, and they started rolling an extended "r" whenever they said the word "Senor" back at me, after they saw me doing that to him once.)
Finally, I thought of a good answer -- the next time that he called me "Senora," I would be like, "?!Senora...?! ?!Senora...?!? Con mi vergon?" ("Mrs. ... ?! Mrs. ... ? With my fat dick?") -- but, as it turns out, that was precisely the moment when he gave up his whole thing entirely, so I was never able to try out that response, boooooooooooooo.
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