Wednesday, December 25, 2024

A recent schtick with restaurant customers...

...at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now:

If there's two of them and they're sitting directly across the table from one another and they order one or two appetizers, I make sure to place the dishes exactly between them, so the food is clearly equidistant from each customer.

"There we go, right in the middle," I'm like. "That's so you don't fight."

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