Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Two tales from the resthome where I work.

1) This one resident who's a bit serious lives in room 420, and the other day she wore a (melon-colored) tie-dyed hoodie.

When I was escorting her back to her room the other week after dinner, then, I explained the "420" thing to her, and then I was like, "Between that and the tie-dye, you better be careful, or people might start thinking you're a pothead."

"Perhaps," she was like, laughing.

2) The other week, one of the front desk workers said that this one woman who works in the front office had taught him a new word:

"twatwaffle."

He was googling it, to see how it was used, and he asked me if I knew it.

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