A person on the subway the other day late at night when I was coming home from work:

A (fatter) (very late middle-aged) (black) woman with a short bristly moustache and a beard, and a lot of full plastic shopping bags, who comes in and sits down two seats up from me and has a Haagen-Dazs container in her hands with the plastic peeled back, and she sits there leaning forward and she holds it out in one hand and every once in a while she brings it in to her mouth to lick the top of it, since she doesn't have a spoon and must be really hungry for ice cream.