Black bean shit.

The other week, I cooked up a huge pot of black beans, for beans and rice.

Then, every night I had a big bowl of beans and rice for dinner, and a salad with it, and sometimes a hardboiled egg.

One morning a night after a few nights after I cooked up that one huge pot of black beans, I took a shit, and after I looked at it, I noticed that it was a single long piece of shit, the same exact color as the black beans.