Sunday, August 23, 2015

Shocking Confessions about the Black Neighborhood Bar.

So the other week I got spontaneously invited to a barbecue, where I met a (white) (male) (townie) neighborhood bartender / former bouncer who used to have a garden apartment that fronted the lot by the back entrance of the (black) neighborhood bar.

He said people used to shoot up and do crack out there all the time, and people would sneak around this one L-shaped alley behind the dumpster for blowjobs.

Also, he had to move his air conditioner off his back window so people wouldn't piss on it, and one time he found a big dump right outside his back window.

"No way," I was like.  "When was this?".

"Years ago," he was like, "Like maybe 2012."

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