Evangelical humor.

The other day this prof was giving an informal lecture over a free lunch, and she mentioned how once when she was teaching out at Wheaton, this one kid who was really afraid of the Rapture was in the shower, so his roommates set up the room with their radios on and their stuff left mid-activity, and had everyone from the entire floor clear out so that when he got out of the shower he'd think that the Rapture had happened and that he was the only one left behind, which he in fact did.