VATICAN
When I got downtown and was waiting for the bus to go home, I ran into an art history graduate student I know who I didn't know was married and her husband, who was visiting from California, and since she had just finished her dissertation proposal the night before, they had spent the entire day out sight-seeing and had gone someplace for a nice late lunch, and were now heading home on the bus. The bus was packed and they sat a few seats behind me, and since I couldn't talk to them, I pulled out my book I had been reading and started reading, and like twenty minutes later when I looked up from my book and looked around, I caught the eye of the graduate student who I know and she smiled and was like, "I got a picture of you reading."
"Why?", I was like.
"Because you were really serious," she was like.
"Well, the book is good, but not so serious," I was like, and I held up --
"Oh," I was like, "That was the part where Tempest Storm came home on Christmas Eve from going out shopping and her husband accused her of having an affair and kept on yelling at her, so since she had always heard the scar on his face was from cut glass and he was afraid of glass, she took the set of crystal wine glasses that was one of their wedding presents and threw all twelve of them at him one by one."
They didn't say much, even though I forgot to add the next part where later in the night he got angry again and she went to leave to go be alone somewhere and collect herself and he followed her to the driveway and kept harrassing her and she tried to run him over with her car.
A long time ago, by the way, I had asked the art history graduate student to go to midget wrestling. She didn't go.
2 comments:
My God. How many people watch you read?
I had a seat on the side of the bus, not one of the ones facing forward, so if you were in the back half of the bus looking forward, you would watch me read. But, I kept the cover covered.
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