Was discombobulated.

One more detail --

I was telling Diezel that my dad taught high school and his whole crack about keeping meals in his moustache was usually his response to his students who asked him about his moustache, so him saying what he did in response to that fact added a whole different layer to everything.

Also, I felt like this was the first time I had ever been overwhelmed by an outlandishly obscene scenario someone sprung on me to the point where I couldn't respond. Usually, I'm the one doing the springing, like with "hairy ball sweat", and when that happens, I'm always amazed at the lack of reaction I get, but now I think I know what it's like to be a deer in the headlights. You really don't see it coming.