Later me and Diezel started talking again about hair, and he was saying how he gets a really patchy beard so he can't wear a beard or a moustache, though back when he was young he grew a thin moustache and tried to make it look better with moustache wax, only he was dating a white girl at the time, so she kept getting this dark ring around her mouth from when they'd kiss and they couldn't figure out what it was, though he figures she thought black men were dirty, then he realized it was his moustache wax and he stopped wearing it but didn't tell her that that was what was leaving the rings around her mouth. He was like, "They should put a warning on that stuff, "Warning, do not date light-skinned people.'"
Diezel, who's really, really black, then told me about how he's always gone for women lighter than him, and was like, "It's bad enough when it's you and you turn off the light and she's like, 'Where'd he go?', but when it's both of you, oh boy, you need dogs, 'C'mon boy, find her, find her, c'mon!'", and he stretched out both his hands and walked around beside the barber chair like he was blind.
Later he was telling me about the Filipino woman he's dating and how last weekend her mother badgered him for a haircut and when he got to her place in Chinatown, it was a surprise birthday party for him.
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