Working with abused women.

My one friend from high school is doing her doctorate in social psychology and her dissertation involves interviews with battered women.

"Is it quantative?", I was like. "Do you go around and measure their bruises?".

Days later, when I told my mom that my friend from high school was volunteering at a battered women's shelter, she was like, "Oh, what does she do, wipe the blood off their faces?"

Then, she was like, "Don't tell [my friend] I said that."