The morning coffee.

Sometimes in the morning I wake up and need to take a shit, but I can't, but once I drink my coffee, which I make strong, I get through like half a cup and I need to go violently shit. Today it happened again; my shit was watery and a brownish-yellow, with little clumps of unidentifiable food floating here and there. Someone told me that a grapefruit and a cup of coffee in the morning is known as "the model's breakfast". Lord forbid what would happen if I ever had that instead of my usual egg and toast.