Called my parents: My dad was watching tv.

So, last weekend I called my parents, like I always do every weekend.

After talking a bit to my mom, she handed the phone over to my dad, and I asked him what he was up to.

"Well, right now I'm flipping through the channels," he was like, and then, "Shit, it's Sarah Palin on Fox!"

"No way," I was like, "Are you going to watch her?"

"Yes," he was like, "And then afterwards go vomit."

Then, he added, "She is such a lightweight, it's not even funny."

Then, he added again, "And I hope she's doing it for the money, since if she believes half of the nonsense that comes out of her mouth, it's scary."