Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Bikers against Granholm.

I was just in a local restaurant getting a coney when this biker and a friend of his came in and started talking with the owner about a recent crash in which another biker had died. This one biker was a big old guy with a big beard and black jeans and a black Harley t-shirt tucked into his pants over his man-tits, and he was talking somehow about a cell phone was involved with the crash and how talking on them while driving should be outlawed, but that would never happen since Governor Granholm is "next to useless." "Send her back to Canada!" his one friend was like, and then he was like, "And give her a quarter so she can go downtown and get a rat to chew that thing off her face."