Another gym story.

The other day after I finished my workout I ran into that (black) (female) cleaning person at the gym.

"How you doing?", she was like.

"Great!", I was like. "I had a good day at school, and a good workout, and now I just need to go home and relax."

"Oh," she was like, then she smiled and was like, "You stopping off anywhere first?"

"Actually," I was like, "I *do* need to take a shit, I'm going to do that now!"

At that she just laughed and was like, "I knew you did!"