Addendum.

When I left, I gave my friend who works the library desk an assignment - to think of upbeat, lyric-y songs for me for krunk karaoke, and she said she would.

"I've been thinking of doing 'Man in the Mirror'", I said, "But I'm afraid if I do that and mess up, people will get pissed."

"Uh, yeah," she was like, "You gonna have to graduate to that one."