Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Swingers's BBQ (12 of several): Too much of the blond woman.

After that last part, the rough blonde lady started talking about demos she and her guy have done with meathooks, so I had to take a second and walk away, and I went to the buffet table.

At the buffet table, there was this older guy with gray hair and and a polo shirt who as soon as I walked up made a motion of his head to look up the dress of a girl going up the nearby stair and was like, "Whooh-whee I just look at that and want to get with her."

He then made a few more over-sexed comments, including about how hot the younger hostess was (not the swinger lady, but another swinger lady, a younger art student with short blonde hair in a pixie cut, and a lot of tattoos and a slightly wild fashion sense; she changed dresses like 3 or 4 times during the evening) and then said it was his 1st time at a swingers event and that he was on probation.

He then said that he knows the swinger lady from ghost-hunting circles, and they had staked out the upstairs of a haunted bar for a few nights before the building was going to be demolished and they saw things that they couldn't explain. He said that their electronics failed them for a couple nights, and then the last night they took pictures of the room, and when they developed them, there were these odd balls of light in the picture that no one could explain.

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