Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Swingers's BBQ (13 of several): Back to the rough blonde woman.

After getting a burger and some chili and some pasta salad down by the picnic buffet table, I also picked up a slice of pizza (someone was too lazy to even get store pasta or potato salad) and wandered back on towards the rough blonde woman, who was then talking about the local BDSM camping trips with the other guy, who had also gone to them in the past.

As soon as I walked up, she started talking to me, about how her and her guy get a rustic site, but their friend who has a camper lets them run an extension cord down and get free electricity off of their site.

"And it's so peaceful, and people hang swings from trees," she was like.

She then said that there was tent sites, and camper sites, and they were all for the BDSM people, they had reserved the entire campground, and that there was a lodge with an adjoining fuckhouse.

She then said that when she arrived this year she and her guy were walking with their stuff to their campsite, and there was this wading pool with three nude women standing in it, and there were men on stepladders all around the pool pissing on them, and the women all had eggs in their mouths and couldn't break them (because they were quivering so much with ecstasy?).

"There was something else too," she was like, and thought for a second. "Oh yeah!", she was like, "They were all covered in mud!"

She then said that the women broke the eggs really quickly, and at that the other guy broke in, "And of course everyone continued, because when you break the rules, you discover that the only real rule is for everyone to have fun," and the rough blonde woman nodded very pleasantly and happily with a smile on her face.

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