Hipster kickball.

Hipster kickball was different. There was this Asian girl in black dressing and a wispy white dress with shoulder straps who was pitching, and the guys on their team all had those jeans that way narrow down the legs. A lot of the people were smoking, and for some reason a large portion of the hipster guys were Jewish, as I found out from comments like, "Nice play, Noah," and, "Way to kick a home run, Elias." Those comments, too, made me look differently at the hipster guys with ambiguous names like "Joshua" and "Jacob".

None of the girls seemed particularly Jewish, though, though one who was tall was chunked up and built solid with big tits and dyed hair and wore black stretch pants and a sleeveless turtle neck of that not-quite-hot-pink color popular among the sleeveless gowns of late 60s girl groups. That girl was a decent first base man, and I got her out once (though not by pegging).