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World of Whorecraft!

An excerpt:

Whorelore doesn’t stop at sweet elf love. Often shot outdoors for a more rustic, "medieval" feel, the six, half-hour episodes in season one feature everything from two armor-clad, busty blonde warriors making out on a boulder to a masturbating troll (i.e. a woman painted entirely green moaning with a Jamaican accent).

Another excerpt:

Unlike other porn productions, which frequently get shot in under a day, [director] Dez says each Whorelore installment takes a week to film, and over a month to prepare. In his series, the performers actually attempt to act (some more successfully than others), entire scenes are staged with no sexual contact (just traipsing around dusty terrain), and sometimes the cast spends hours learning choreographed fights. Then there are the props and costumes -- which have to seem authentically fantastic... "It’s a nightmare," Dez admits, "[Orchestrating] all the little trinkets and scrolls and pots and jewelry. . . We rented a castle once in Hollywood Hills, and a light-switch snuck into that episode. A real castle, and I guess they had a light switch." The important thing to remember, he says, is that while Whorelore may be a lot of fun, it’ll never to be perfect. "It’s not a real movie, it’s porn."

A third excerpt:

As for that elf ear deep-throating, whose idea was it to swallow a plastic appendage? "That was actually [the actress’s] idea," explains Dez. "She was like, ‘Oh my God I want to suck on these things,’ so I was like, ‘Alright, let’s go with it." Don’t worry though, he says, she’s a "big gamer," so she can take it.

My, there ain't nothing like a tightly-honed demographic.