Ate some lentils yesterday.

I ate some lentils yesterday for dinner. They were really salty, which made me think, "Here comes trouble!" This morning before my coffee I took a big shit, though it was more like a humongous fart with a little shit afterwards, and after my coffee I took another one, and it was a lot like the first in terms of my farting a big fart and then having a little shit afterwards, only both the fart and the shit smelled like salty lentils, mixed with shit.