My shit this morning

The grapefruit I had yesterday afternoon surfaced in my post-coffee shit this morning. Lots of those little citrus bits were floating on the top of the toilet, and when a few hours later I lifted up the toilet rim to go take a piss, there were a couple brown spatters attached to the underside of the rim, I had shit out that grapefruit with such violence. Mostly, the shit was nothing but grapefruit bits and brown water with little mucky clumps here and there, somehow.