Displaced Neighbor Levity.

So, for my new little apartment cottage, I splurged and bought some taupe polyester curtains, since the light blue ones that came with the place were ugly and didn't match my stuff at all. After I put them up, then, I texted my one art school friend who wears women's clothes, and said something like, "And if your friend [first name] starts complaining about the color of my new curtains, you can tell them that it doesn't matter what they think." ...I think my ongoing persona in this situation will be the crazy new neighbor who's always causing drama over nothing...