Laconic joke variation.

With the one really chill but fairly non-communication resident at the resthome where I work, the other month I asked her if she wanted to go up to the rooftop patio.

"No," she was like, "I'll jump off."

I didn't quite know what to say to that at first.

Then, I was like, "That's dark."

"Yes," she was like, "It is dark."