Wednesday, November 12, 2014

A truly memorably shit.

I took a normal shit before breakfast, then as I was lingering over coffee, I felt shit start to urge out my anus, to the point where it must have been almost easing out and I had to leap off and hustle to the toilet.

I sat down, and right away it was like a giant water gush, and after that one giant bowel movement - and truly it was a dump, it was like my entire intestines just dumped down at once! - I looked down and it was like thick consistency yellowish-tan baby food across the surface of the entire toilet bowl, just floating on the water, probably at least a half inch deep, by my estimation.

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