Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Swingers's BBQ (4 of several): Entrance, completed.

I forgot -

When I entered and got my wristband, the swinger lady looked at me and was like, "Did you bike up here?", and when I said yes, she was like, "You're all sweaty, it's perfect."

Then, when I went to go to the bathroom, I was waiting forever, and then the bleached blonde rough-looking lady in the latex came out, and she saw me there waiting and apologized for being in there so long, "But I was freshening up," she said.

"I should probably freshen up too," I was like, "I biked up here and got all sweaty. When [the hostess] saw me, she was like, 'Perfect!'"

"Take a shower, champ," she said, and she lightly patted my ass as she went to go by me in the hallway.

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