Also, whenever I get a bag of potatoes, I sell some to her
and her sister, since it’s cheaper than by the pound but they would never go
through a whole eight pound bag of potatoes by themselves.
So, whenever I find a potato that’s somehow shaped dirty, I
throw it in for free, to make her laugh.
The most recent one kind of looked like a double-sided
dildo, so I reminded her to wash it gently with soap and water after using it,
since if she accidentally mixed up ends she might come down with some nasty infection.
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