Monday, October 12, 2015

Bicycle gear shifter pube jab.

The other week I was in lowgear downtown and leapt forward on my bike to get off-the-bat at a traffic stop, and as I leaned forward, the lowered gear shifter went directly into the mound of flesh where my pubic hair is, on the right side about an inch above my bits-and-pieces.

Since then, it's become dark purple with yellow around it, which makes a very odd contrast with my pubic hair.

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