1) My mom's nervous about Asian carp invading the Great Lakes, but was reassured when I told her that they would punish jetskiers.
2) My mom's been getting on people with Superbowl and Olympics statistics.
"They tell you that it's the most-watched this and the most-watched that," she was like, "And they get so mad when I tell them that of course it is, the population is growing and they'll be the same thing again in a few years!"
I then pressed her on this, and she was like, "Well, if they can tell me a fact, I challenge them on that fact. People say I'm argumentative, but I don't care."
"Why do you care?", I was like.
"Oh, because they are so full of themselves when they say it, and it's just stupid shit," she was like.
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the acorn did not roll to far away from that oak
I know! I always thought that it was unusual that I liked to punish people, and look, I guess it's genetic.
Do you like to punish people?
My mom has always pointed out that I like to, ever since I was a kid - but only if they deserve it.
I think that's about right. But they didn't always deserve it when you were younger.
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