Messy piss.

Yesterday morning I woke up and went to go take a piss, but when I started pissing, my piss started spraying all over the toilet and the side of my bathroom sink, since somehow my head had retracted into the shaft of my dick somehow in my sleep -- maybe because of the cold? -- and made things messy. The worst part was that I had had a lot of green beans for dinner the night before, and my piss was a dark yellow and smelled something like raw green beans, only a bit nastier.