Thursday, December 18, 2008

Visit Home (I of III): Parents.

My mom was saying that she dreads seeing a fat person in line in the library where she works, and then she corrected herself to say that she only dreads seeing fat women, not fat men.

"The fat women are really nasty since they're so unhappy, but the fat men are relatively normal," my mom was like.

"That's because all the fat men want is another sub," my dad was like.

When I asked my mom why specifically she dreaded the fat women, my dad was like, "You have no idea what they do to her, they sneak in back and steal her lunch sandwich..."

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