A (Thai) restaurant line or 2, about crab rangoons.

At the (Thai) restaurant where I now work, for some reason we serve 5 crab rangoons in an order.

So, whenever there's a table of 4 and they order the crab rangoons and then there's one left on the plate in the middle of the table, I'm always like, "Can I bring you a knife so you can cut it up 4 ways?".

Then, when they chuckle mildly and say "No," I'm like, "Would you like me to throw it up in the air like a jump ball?"

And, that last line usually makes them chuckle harder.