Tuesday, June 23, 2020

An alternate history, of a coronavirus style.

Because she had been previously scheduled for her vacation, my one (Mexican) resthome coworker had like 3 weeks off during the height of the coronavirus crisis debut.

A few days after she got back, then, she was going up a stairwell near me and looked down and saw my short hair and was like, "Did you get a haircut?".

I said yes, and that I gave myself one with my beard trimmer since it was getting too long and was falling in my face all the time and was getting super annoying but all the barber shops had been closed.

Then, I paused, and was like, "Actually, while you were gone, I shaved my head and joined a cult, but then I quit and came back, you missed it all."

"Good one," she was like.

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