Thursday, July 31, 2014

Rooftop barhopping (1 of 2): The first bar.

At the first rooftop bar, the (Polish) bartender and this ueber-straight kind of Mexican looking bro guy were telling us about the people who lived in the nearby skyscrapers.

In the one to the left with the glass walls, even the bathrooms had nothing but glass walls, and they pointed out one where you the blinds were up, and you could look in and see a shower and a toilet like right there.

"Most people pull down the blinds," the (Polish) bartender was like, "But some people stop caring and leave them up."

(That apartment they point out they also said always had the blinds up and no-one was ever there, which got me wondering if it was a real estate investment for the megarich.)

They also said there was this old man who would clip his toenails into the sink, and he'd have his foot up and on the edge of the sink in such a way that his junk was just totally hanging out there so everyone looking in could see.

They also also said there was these 2 girls - "nice racks," the ueber-straight kind of Mexican looking bro guy said - who would stand naked looking out the window, and when they saw enough people lined up on the rooftop bar looking at them, they would sit down and watch television naked, in such a way that you could look in and totally see their tits.

In the (lower scale) residential skyscraper directly opposite the rooftop bar, they said there was a woman who did topless yoga, but the residents in that building for whatever reason didn't know you could see into their apartments.

Many times, people would come over for a drink since they had seen the bar forever throughout their windows, and there at the bar they'd immediately get on their cellphones to call up their roommates and they'd be like, "Close the blinds, NOW," and then you'd see someone step up to a window, wave, and pull down the blinds.

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