Thursday, April 3, 2014

Haircut story: Gay club costume party.

The other day when I got a haircut, the (transgender) (Latina) woman who does my hair was saying that she was out at this one Alice-in-Wonderland costume party at a club in the gay part of the city, put on by some organization that puts on massive costume theme parties, where the hosts dress in extra-special costumes, and a lot of patrons dress up too.

They also hire people to walk around, in this case chiselled young guys who went around with little hats on, and hearts attached to the thongs covering their junk.

In any case, the woman who does my hair was on the dance floor, and there was this guy in green tights and a uniform and tons of small curly hair glued to his face, and all of a sudden he turned to her and her boyfriend and pulled down his green tights and spread his ass cheeks and showed them both his anus.

"It was so ridiculous," she was like.  "I have never seen anything like that in a club in my life.  For the rest of the night, I laughed like every ten minutes just thinking of it.  Seriously."

She also said she had no idea how old the guy was, since you just couldn't tell b/c of his odd mask.

"Well," I was like, "You never can tell with people, and that was probably his thing, he didn't want you to do anything, he just wanted you to look.   What would that be?  An anal exhibitionist?".

At that, she laughed.

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