Tuesday, December 14, 2010

NEWS FLASH - One black student at Oxford.

Or so says a NYTimes article that I read after reading a Tweet off a blog.

My responses -

- They're actually a Rhodes scholar.
- She's female, gay, and disabled, and appears in all the brochures.
- The worst part is, the kid can't even study most of the time, because everyone's trying to always touch their hair!
- (to my one British friend) "Your mission over break is to hunt them down and take a picture with them, to prove that they exist."
- Comparatively, one isn't so bad, we only have one black head-of-state.
- The kid's not even black, they were just high when they filled out the questionnaire and checked the wrong box.

The jokes write themselves. Four more and I could write a top-ten list for Letterman!

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