Thursday, February 14, 2008

Hobbies of a King Pimp.

This is a big refrain that Alfred "Bilbo" Gholson uses in his The Pimp's Bible: The Sweet Science of Sin whenever he describes the hobbies of a king pimp (slightly rephrased from p. 52):

"A king pimp has eight hobbies - rest, dress, read the funnies, count the monies, get the honey, golf, craps, and go on shopping sprees."

Every once in a while his lines have the ring of something well-rehearsed that he pulls out when talking to people, like this one does in its rest-dress and funnies-monies-honey rhymes.

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