1) When I was asking my one (tall) (skinny) (younger) (Latino-American) coworker how his college classes were going, he was telling me about all of these interesting classic social thought texts that he was reading, including Rousseau on how private property originated through social coercion.
“It’s really good stuff,” he was like. “I liked it.”
“Of course you did,” I was like. “You’re Luigi adjacent.”
2) After I worked a lunch shift with my one (newer) (taller) (Thai) coworker, my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker group-texted us at dinner-time to remind us that we have to check for unused side-salads at the end of the lunch shift, and take them back into the kitchen.
“It’s okay now, just in the future,” she was like, mentioning that there was only one left anyhow, and she had eaten it.
“[My version of her name combined with a popular cartoon character], this is why the world loves you,” I was like.
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