Friday, December 28, 2018

A funny exchange at the resthome: New resident.

The other week I was escorting a guy who had moved in a few weeks earlier down to dinner in the elevator, and this one lady who's lived there for a while was with us in the elevator, so I asked them if they had met each other like I've been doing with him, to make sure he gets to know everyone.

"No, we haven't met," the woman was like, and they introduced themselves.

Then, she was like, "Are you new?".

"No," he was like, "I'm old."

"Well," she was like, "You certainly are fresh."

. . .

My one (Mexican) coworker was with us in the elevator as an escort to the woman, and we both laughed at the exchange, it flowed so fast and funny.

"People pay for comedy like this," I told her.

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