Thursday, August 10, 2017

My new apartment's toilet.

My new apartment's toilet looks all new and shiny and good, but the very back of the bowl is actually shallow and pitched slightly towards the front at an angle more drastic than normal.

So, if you sit just a bit back on the seat when you go to take a shit, you leave big clops of shit all down the back, and the water when you flush isn't enough to wash it off.

The other day I went to open the toilet lid to go and take a piss, and there was a big clop of shit just stuck to the back.

I pissed at it and you could see bits coming off since the water grew browner and you could even start to smell shit again, but the thing was so dry and stuck that it didn't really come off that fast or all in one big chunk like I expected.

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