(Middle-aged) (Latina) mom walking out holding a watermelon over her belly, to her kind-of-bored son walking besides her: "Hey, you run ahead to the car, and I'll roll it over to you!"
[The son perks up and scampers over to the car, and turns around all expectantly.]
The (middle-aged) (Latina) mom: "Oh no, I was just kidding!"
. . .
LOL.
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